Old Man Joe

One-liners from the front porch — texted to Google entirely by accident.

Well, howdy. Pull up a chair on the porch — I texted Google again this morning, and somehow the whole internet read it. I still don’t know how this machine works, but if I’m going to be misunderstood, I might as well be misunderstood in good company. The coffee’s on, the porch swing’s creaking, and I’ve got plenty more where that came from. — joe